i was on my way home from work. in my neighborhood. and i see something in the road. i figure it's either a)road kill or b) an abandoned shirt. so i move to go around it. and it moves. so i stop. and in my headlights is...
AN ARMADILLO.
i sit there, staring at it, and say, "Armadillo!" and it starts scuttling off. and the entire time it's scuttling for the gutter i'm going "ARMADILLOOOOO!" and laughing hysterically.